Dark funny sentences I’ve read on Medium: If I’m lucky, I’ll just have a deadly stroke in my sleep, or have a mercifully quick heart attack on the way to work. 🤣 — I’m still fucking your wife while you’re off “working,” -Harry Seitz I’m afraid to let you know how sick I am. I find the darkest things funny. Here are a few sentences I found hilarious that I read on Medium: “Don’t go sky diving if the instructor you’re going to…